Tuesday, December 20, 2005
I think we could all use a laugh

Lazy Sunday - wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he's do'in
Hello? - Whatup Parns? - Yo Sandberg What's Crackin?
You thinkin what I'm thinkin? - NARNIA! - Man it's Happenin’
But first my hunger pangs are stickin' like Duct Tape
Let's hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes
No doubt that bakery's got all the bomb frostings
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling
TWO - NO SIX - NO TWELVE - BAKER'S DOZEN!
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes cousin.
Yo where's the movie playin'? - Upper West Side dude.
Well, let's hit up Yahoo Maps tuh find the dopest route.
I prefer MapQuest - That's a good one too.
Google Maps is the BEST! - True Dat - DOUBLE TRUE!
68th to Broadway - Step on it sucka!
What you wanna do Chris? - SNACK ATTACK MUTHA *****!
{Chorus}
The Chronic -WHAT?!- cles of Narnia!
Yes the Chronic -WHAT?!- cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic -WHAT?!- cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic -WHAT?!- cles of Narnia
{/Chorus}
Yo stop at the Deli the theatre's overpriced.
Ya got the backpack? - Gonna pack it up nice.
Don't want security to get suspicious
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals CRAZY DELICIOUS!
Yo reach in my pocket pull out some dough.
Girl acted like she nevah seen a ten befo'
It's all about the Hamiltons baby.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm "Ghost" like Swayze
Roll up to the theatre - Ticket buyin' what we're handlin'
You could call us Aaron Burr - From the way we're droppin' Hamiltons
Now parked in our seats movie trivia's the illest.
"What 'Friends' alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?"
We answer so fast that we're SCARY!
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed "Matthew Perry"!
Now quiet in the theatre room or its gonna get tragic
We're 'bout to get taken to a dream world o' magic
{Chorus}
The Chronic -WHAT?!- cles of Narnia!
Yes the Chronic -WHAT?!- cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic -WHAT?!- cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic -WHAT?!- cles of Narnia
{/Chorus}
Hang in there, everybody. I'll try to invite the new members soon - then its time to get control of things for myself.
Saturday, December 03, 2005

It is easy to feel like Debbie Downer when it comes to weight loss during this holiday season. I would like to suggest that we all comment on some "Debbie downer" moments that we have had lately, document them here, and let's have a real good laugh about them. I think it will lighten our moods, as well as give an honest idea of what might be holding us down this season. Here is my debbie downer comment:
Debbie Downer: Ever since they found Mad Cow Disease in the U.S., I'm not taking any chances. It can live in your body for years, before it ravages your brain.
Jingle:
"You're enjoying your day
Everything's going your way
Then along comes Debbie Downer
Always there to tell you 'bout a new disease
A car accident or killer bees
You'll beg her to spare you
Debbie, please!
But you can't stop Debbie Downer!"